Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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