I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
