my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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