I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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