If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it because I queefed?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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