Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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