I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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