I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize