very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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