She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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