She's JV to your varsity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
