did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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