One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Two words: blizzard sex
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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