Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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