btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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