I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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