The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Blood and glitter go together right?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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