I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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