This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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