So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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