I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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