Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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