Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I love you.
Bad choice
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