But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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