And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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