We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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