I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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