Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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