i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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