that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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