I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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