wakey wakey hands off snakey
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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