I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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