We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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