I don't think brook has ever known best
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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