i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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