He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Damn victory sex feels great
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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