Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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