After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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