with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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