By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
