I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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