im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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