just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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