I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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