He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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