Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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