are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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