I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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