You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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