The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please, let me fuck your mom
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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