Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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