belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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