Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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