i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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