My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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